Profiles in bad parenting
High school is a rough time for most people. Unless you’re slutty or reasonably athletic, you’re just trying to get through the day and avoid any notice from your fellow students. One dad in Utah...
View ArticleFirst two rules of Toddler Fight Club broken
Police shut down the Dover, Delaware chapter of Toddler Fight Club on Monday, arresting three “day care” workers for a video that shows them encouraging two toddlers to fight. While the first two rules...
View ArticleAnother example of creeping fascism in our schools
If you’re an avid reader of the comment sections on news stories, or just listen to AM radio, you know very well that the U.S. is going downhill fast, and it’s all thanks to the creeping...
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Hitler ruins yearbook, little mustaches
It’s been 70 years since World War II, and yet Adolf Hitler is still finding new things to ruin. Since his first blitzkrieg in the 1930s, he’s stolen the following from us: Armbands. Little mustaches,...
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Beware of Australo-fascists!
Something nefarious is happening in Australian schools. Last week, Kalgoorlie-Boulder Community High School students were assigned a project–a terror project to be exact. The assignment was to plan a...
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What’s worse than commie porn?
As a class of young students at the vaguely Hitler-esque named Adolf Reichwein School learned: German commie porn! Parents were stunned by pens donated by the German Communist Party that light up and...
View ArticleSee? This is why we pay them so little
Folks, teachers are bad–we all know that. They think they know everything, which is why they get to fill our kids’ heads with lies, that only can be undone with regular viewing of political pundits....
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’80s nostalgia hits DC fourth graders
Four students from Washington, D.C. Thomson Elementary School were hospitalized for consuming an unknown quantity of cocaine while at school. Nobody knows how one of the students obtained the coke,...
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Much ado about nuttin’
Parents at Edgewater Elementary School, Florida, are mad as hell and they are not going to take it from a six-year-old first grader anymore! The contentious little girl has a severe peanut allergy and...
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No more pencils, no more tookuses
Thanks to a bill signed by Gov. Mike Beebe, Arkansas’ long statewide nightmare is finally over. Baggy pants are officially banned from public schools by law, which defines them as clothing that exposes...
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